dean stop being so dramatic you’re killing me
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!??!??!
Cornsyrup and startch.
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
Look at this two-headed mutant I found on Park Avenue.